"It's well known that footballers aren't the sharpest tools in the penalty box, but when you read some of the stupid - yet highly entertaining - things they say, you've got to laugh!" Loaded email 1.9.07

Example
"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league," said Aussie Mark Viduka, which may explain why he's never won the league.

More amusing gaffes can be found at Loaded Blog.