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Tom, as the font of all knowledge, I have a few questions to ask:

1. What are the best betting odds for Welling to get in the top flight this season?
2. What chances that you might reveal your best dogs at Crayford?
3. What chances of you turning up at PVR?
4. What chances Sherpa getting the lowdown on Lotto HQ  and getting my number 28 to win?
5. What chances Pat . D Scratcherladyperson giving me one.........er, sorry, I meant a winning ticket wink  sorry Pat
6. What odds on Fulham winning the Premier?  Dynamic Duo please be advised biggrin
7. What odds on myself, Bruno, Alan S, Squarevanman, Sidcup Graham etc etc, all standing around the team sheet at the same time and not knowing each other? 
8. What chances Trigger getting a new broom?

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In answer to your question 8, Trigger does not require a new broom as it has had 17 new heads and 12 new brushes over the last 10 years. I think he's going to get a medal from the Mayor, blue suit to be worn I feel.

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No. 7 couldn't happen because I know who Squarevanman is.

Happy retirement Dave.

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I also know Bubbles and Chelwing so I guess we all form our own little groups

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And in answer to question 1. I've heard that the Bookies have stop taking bets as we are a sure thing to win the league, by Chrismas I believe.

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I wish I could spell,, I meant Christmas. Where's my spell check when I need it.

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I only know Slim personally. The funny thing is for all we know we could all sit/stand right near each other on a match day and not even know it!

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You should all consider yourselves very lucky that you don't know me (all except my special friend Spitey whom I look up to as my Mentor in life).

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I know you Trigger

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Fancy owning up to that!!

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Hi Ya Cynical, in regards to your questionare, the answers for 5 & 6 are..
.number 5 they are about the same as me winning the lottery and as for number 6 its 500-1 which is better than your chances of winning on the scratch cards.  

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Trigger wrote:

In answer to your question 8, Trigger does not require a new broom as it has had 17 new heads and 12 new brushes over the last 10 years. I think he's going to get a medal from the Mayor, blue suit to be worn I feel.



So your going dressed as a chauffeur then Trigger wink

 



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Patsy wrote:

Hi Ya Cynical, in regards to your questionare, the answers for 5 & 6 are..
.number 5 they are about the same as me winning the lottery and as for number 6 its 500-1 which is better than your chances of winning on the scratch cards.  



Hiya Patsy, great to see you on the forum smile 
I like your style girl and I've just put on a tenner for Fulham to win the Premier  wink

 



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Tom, as the font of all knowledge, I have a few questions to ask: 
1. What are the best betting odds for Welling to get in the top flight this season? 
20/1 bet 365 to win 16/1 a few sites EW and 8/1 promotion with blue square
2. What chances that you might reveal your best dogs at Crayford? 
A bitch  she hasnt trialled on yet will do over next few weeks 
3. What chances of you turning up at PVR? Depends, im still all over the country watching dogs and seeing dogs LOL but i will be at a few games probably mostly away 
4. What chances Sherpa getting the lowdown on Lotto HQ and getting my number 28 to win? 48/1 
5. What chances Pat . D Scratcherladyperson giving me one.........er, sorry, I meant a winning ticket sorry Pat 
for the season? about 1/3
6. What odds on Fulham winning the Premier? Dynamic Duo please be advised
 4000/1 
7. What odds on myself, Bruno, Alan S, Squarevanman, Sidcup Graham etc etc, all standing around the team sheet at the same time and not knowing each other? 5/4 
8. What chances Trigger getting a new broom? 
as has been said its had 12 new heads and 7 new handles

-- Edited by JgFc on Sunday 5th of July 2009 02:10:47 AM

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Hi Cynical, I generally wear my chauffeur's outfit for when I go to the Publican's Ball fancy dress unknowing of any sudden death that may have happened.

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ben281032 wrote:

I only know Slim personally. The funny thing is for all we know we could all sit/stand right near each other on a match day and not even know it!




Ditto what he said (as in I know know Ben personally). Perhaps we should have a secret signal a la Team America?

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