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Trigger


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As per usual I was mugged no sooner as I arrived by the crazed "scratch-card" girl. However, this time she must have felt sorry for me as I actually won! I thought Welling had more chance of winning a match than I ever getting a return on the cards. But oh no, there I was with the winning ticket. Straight away I could feel everyone looking at this new found wealth that I had, I was scared but I knew I had to get back to the scratch-card girl before my dreams were stolen from me. Back at the entrance I could see her mugging another poor soul of his life savings. I bravely approached her and offered out my ticket with my trembling hand. Pound back or another ticket she said. Patsy I thank you.

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Andrew Nicholson aka Courtjester


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Strange. I win every week on those bloody things - this week it was £3 for my £2 stake. Trouble is I never feel I can take the money so its always just more scratchcards.

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I know how you feel with her bright blood-shot red eyes glaring at you when you're asked to make the decision. I just turned around and ran away.

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I've never won more than a pound on those things, and i keep meaning to get my pound back and she always makes me get another card :O

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   You Paint A Bad Picture of This Kind "old" Lady, Who Has Been trained By the Special Forces To Take money, And Ive Also Got A Spanner To Get 50ps out of People's Hands. And If All Else Fails A Crowbar!!!
    As Far As your winnings go I Have been Instructed by the WSU "wings special unit" not to be confused with the other WSU. To offer you the choice of another scratch card or HAVE ANOTHER SCRATCH CARD!!!  both seem to have the same responce but one option makes the average punter go away faster.
   There was once an occasion where the jackpot (£1000) was won and the prize has yet to be collected as im still waiting for the 1000 cards to be printed.
 BUT as i keep reminding you all, Its all for A good cause and as my Voices would say it is better to give than recieve !!   biggrinbiggrin

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I now see you in a different light now that I've had the pleasure of putting a face to a name.

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I dont know about scratch cards but I was mugged going in to the game. £6 for children?!Your having a giraffe! Children only classed as under 15, the goon on the gate asking for ID to prove a 14 year olds age. What ID do you have at 14 you ****. No Student concession?! Your taking the piss! no

No wonder your only getting crowds of around 300 (judging by todays gate minus the 100 Newport Fans). Absolute rip off!

Your burgers were gash aswell while I'm at it. hmm 



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For anybody paying for an adult and child below 16 we're the most expensive team in the league.

I agree we should NOT have a student price but adult needs to start 16 like every other club in this divison, Kids from 12-15 should be £4 and under 12 £2 and under 6's free.



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Why are so many people against a student price? In times like these we need to be attracting people to help support us in the future. What incentive does a 16-21 year old have to come watch the utter tripe on offer at PVR at the moment when they could just as easily go see an unbeaten Charlton side in League one for £5 if under 18 and £17 if under 21. The standard of football is far better, the facilities are better and the chances of success are greater. So why bother going to PVR if youre in that bracket.

I'm hooked on Welling so regardless of whether we do well or not Im showing up as much as the budget lets me but for many people my age and below why bother coming to PVR?

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Trigger wrote:

I know how you feel with her bright blood-shot red eyes glaring at you when you're asked to make the decision. I just turned around and ran away.


Trig - Perhaps you are missing the point of the eye contact - could be your luck has turned in many ways - if things work out and your looking for a best man - you need to go no further than BUBBLES preferable before he BURST

 



-- Edited by BOOM BOOM BALLY on Sunday 6th of September 2009 06:42:41 AM

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Trigger


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I only have eyes for you my dear BOOM BOOM BALLY.
And anyway, 'er indoors keeps reminding me that I mustn't forget that I'm happily married.

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Trigger wrote:

I only have eyes for you my dear BOOM BOOM BALLY.
And anyway, 'er indoors keeps reminding me that I mustn't forget that I'm happily married.


NOT YOUR FAULT IF OTHER WOMEN KEEP HAVING AN EYE FOR YOU - SHE SHOULD BE PLEASED SHE GOT OTHERS LOOKING

MY WIFE GOT NO WORRIES - I MAKE  WOMEN LOOK AWAY

 



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I heard that you had a unique look.
In actual fact I'm not saying you're ugly but you and I could be identical twins.

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You could say i'am UGLY in bold and capital letters - that bad but make everybody GOOD looking

-- Edited by BOOM BOOM BALLY on Sunday 6th of September 2009 10:29:14 AM

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No one has had ago at the layabout student, hanging out the back of a sheep moaning about entry fees for saucepans yet?

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