I have just opened a telegramme from my good friend Mr Pires, which says the following;
To Trigger
As my good friend and mentor in all that is good, I find myself looking to you for some guidance. Over the past few days a video of myself has come to light showing me with my ex colleagues at Leyton Orient undertaking the cross bar challenge on behalf of Soccer AM. The clip of film shows my attempt to strike the ball from the spot in the centre circle from which the aim is to get the ball to hit the cross bar of the goal. This effort of mine shows that I was very unlucky and consequently the ball did not hit the bar. What was not taken into account was three factors; 1. I had just come back from major surgery (Splinter in the little finger on my right hand). 2. The sun was in my eyes. 3. I struck the ball with my weak foot. I believe that a certain Mr JgFc is to be held responsible for the clip coming into the general population. I have tried making an effigy of him but need help in obtaining a single strand of his hair. Failing this I may issue a fatwa but I need to know exactly what Mr JgFc looks like.
Can you help?
Your friend Loick (pronounced Loyque).
My dear Mr JgFc.
Any chance of a single strand of your hair or a description of what you look like. It's not for me you understand but for an admirer.
Trigger.
-- Edited by Trigger on Sunday 6th of March 2011 11:17:42 AM
