After reading the thread about coach to Braintree, if we look into running a coach, please respond to this message if you are interested in taking a seat, if we get over 30 then it must be a goer
I would dearly love to take you up on your most kindest of offers regarding the coach trip to Braintree. However, as a man of the people, and as someone that would like to be treated no different to any other extremely very important person, can I be guaranteed that;
There will be no fanfare of Vienna horns announcing my arrival. That those present do not bow or courtesy as I approach them. Also, that the petals of the Himalayan Blue Poppy are not scattered before me as I graciously board the coach. Please can you guarantee that the climate control within the vehicle is not set at zero degree Kelvin which is my required comfort temperature? Whilst onboard I do not want to be served white truffles and Beluga caviar with a sprinkling of saffron. And lastly, that the view through the window is just a normal one. I do not want to see a beautiful landscape with a deep blue lake with fishes jumping out of the water surrounded by mature oak trees in full colour.
If you can guarantee that none of the above will be put in place for my personal pleasure then can you put aside a ticket for me?
I would dearly love to take you up on your most kindest of offers regarding the coach trip to Braintree. However, as a man of the people, and as someone that would like to be treated no different to any other extremely very important person, can I be guaranteed that;
There will be no fanfare of Vienna horns announcing my arrival. That those present do not bow or courtesy as I approach them. Also, that the petals of the Himalayan Blue Poppy are not scattered before me as I graciously board the coach. Please can you guarantee that the climate control within the vehicle is not set at zero degree Kelvin which is my required comfort temperature? Whilst onboard I do not want to be served white truffles and Beluga caviar with a sprinkling of saffron. And lastly, that the view through the window is just a normal one. I do not want to see a beautiful landscape with a deep blue lake with marlins jumping out of the water surrounded by mature oak trees in full colour.
If you can guarantee that none of the above will be put in place for my personal pleasure then can you put aside a ticket for me?
I would dearly love to take you up on your most kindest of offers regarding the coach trip to Braintree. However, as a man of the people, and as someone that would like to be treated no different to any other extremely very important person, can I be guaranteed that;
There will be no fanfare of Vienna horns announcing my arrival. That those present do not bow or courtesy as I approach them. Also, that the petals of the Himalayan Blue Poppy are not scattered before me as I graciously board the coach. Please can you guarantee that the climate control within the vehicle is not set at zero degree Kelvin which is my required comfort temperature? Whilst onboard I do not want to be served white truffles and Beluga caviar with a sprinkling of saffron. And lastly, that the view through the window is just a normal one. I do not want to see a beautiful landscape with a deep blue lake with marlins jumping out of the water surrounded by mature oak trees in full colour.
If you can guarantee that none of the above will be put in place for my personal pleasure then can you put aside a ticket for me?
I thank you.
To be in your esteemed company will be the cherry on the guinness.
Great response so far, but do need 30 names, I will be around from about 2.30 standing outside the clubshop ready to take a list of people for Braintree. Not interested if you are maybe we need definates so we can put accurate list together to reach 30 names.
Barrie is finding out cost and availability for me at moment.
