Whilst I was straightening my hair this morning, I started to get very excited over the thought of the new season and suddenly had an extreme urge to do something (No, I did not look at my exclusive, erotic photographs of Lheureux Menga - I will save that for Friday night).
I grabbed the hairdryer to use as a pretend microphone and bellowed out some potential new songs for the season ahead. I had some trouble thinking of one for John Whitehouse. I was thinking so hard that it was making me stressed - so much so that I nearly left the house with a belt that did not match the colour of my shoes. Oh the horror - how ashamed I felt of myself.
What do you think of the below?
·Jack Parkinson
1.To the tune of Rehab by Amy Winehouse
They tried to make him go to Stevenage
But he said No, No, No
Yes he's come back, he's our captain Jack
And he said No, No, No
2.To the tune of Cant Take My Eyes off you by Frank Sinatra
Oh Jack Parkinson, you are the love of my life
Oh Jack Parkinson, I'll let you shag my wife
Oh Jack Parkinson, you're Welling through and through
(repeat)
·Luis Cumbers - to the tune of I Just Cant Get Enough by Depeche Mode (although I prefer The Saturdays version
His name is Luis Cumbers, he wears the famous Red,
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough,
When he scores a volley, or even with his head,
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough,
He scores a goal and the Wings go wild and I just can't seem to get enough Cumbers,
·Jack Oberstellar to the tune of Let's all do the Conga (pretty self explanatory)
·Zac Attwood
Zacary, Zacary,
If she dont cum, we'll tickle her bum,
with the left foot of Zacary(repeat)
·Steve Camacho to the tune of Magic by Pilot
Steve, Steve, Steve Camacho,
You know,
Always believe he'll score goals,
Camacho,
You know,
Always believe he'll score goals.
-- Edited by The Popes Pointy Hat on Thursday 11th of August 2011 10:39:03 AM
-- Edited by The Popes Pointy Hat on Thursday 11th of August 2011 10:42:53 AM
When we find ourselves in times of trouble, Eric Brackstone comes to me, Whispers words of wisdom, Joe Healy, Joe Healy, Joe Healy, Joe Healy, Joe Healy Whispers words of wisdom, Joe Healy
Whilst I was straightening my hair this morning, I started to get very excited over the thought of the new season and suddenly had an extreme urge to do something (No, I did not look at my exclusive, erotic photographs of Lheureux Menga - I will save that for Friday night).
I grabbed the hairdryer to use as a pretend microphone and bellowed out some potential new songs for the season ahead. I had some trouble thinking of one for John Whitehouse. I was thinking so hard that it was making me stressed - so much so that I nearly left the house with a belt that did not match the colour of my shoes. Oh the horror - how ashamed I felt of myself.
What do you think of the below?
·Jack Parkinson
1.To the tune of Rehab by Amy Winehouse
They tried to make him go to Stevenage
But he said No, No, No
Yes he's come back, he's our captain Jack
And he said No, No, No
2.To the tune of Cant Take My Eyes off you by Frank Sinatra
Oh Jack Parkinson, you are the love of my life
Oh Jack Parkinson, I'll let you shag my wife
Oh Jack Parkinson, you're Welling through and through
(repeat)
·Luis Cumbers - to the tune of I Just Cant Get Enough by Depeche Mode (although I prefer The Saturdays version
His name is Luis Cumbers, he wears the famous Red,
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough,
When he scores a volley, or even with his head,
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough,
He scores a goal and the Wings go wild and I just can't seem to get enough Cumbers,
·Jack Oberstellar to the tune of Let's all do the Conga (pretty self explanatory)
·Zac Attwood
Zacary, Zacary,
If she dont cum, we'll tickle her bum,
with the left foot of Zacary(repeat)
·Steve Camacho to the tune of Magic by Pilot
Steve, Steve, Steve Camacho,
You know,
Always believe he'll score goals,
Camacho,
You know,
Always believe he'll score goals.
-- Edited by The Popes Pointy Hat on Thursday 11th of August 2011 10:39:03 AM
-- Edited by The Popes Pointy Hat on Thursday 11th of August 2011 10:42:53 AM
Whilst I was staring longingly into my signed match worn Lawrence Yiga underpants this morning, a song for John Whitehouse came into my mind that seems to suit my vocal range.
To the tune of 'Shout' by Tears for Fears
Shout, Shout, John Whitehouse, He is the one we can't live without, Whitehouse, we're talking to you Whitehouse. (repeat)
To the tune of charltons valley Floyd road: Park View Road, The leaves rolling in from the park, On the bus, You can watch the game from the top deck. Not many miles have i travelled but many games have I seen, Cos most of our league games are played locally, Too many hours have I spent, In an out of tune. choir, Singing Park View Road, My only??? desire!
to dartford: your just a small town in greenhithe, small town on greenhite To thurrock: we only came to go lakeside, came to lakeside.... To staines: are you watching Ali G?
Talking about music, is there any chance we can actually have some during the intervals?
The dire rubbish that's put out over the Tannoy system at present is awful.
Also, it's too loud. It's nice to be able to converse with other supporters but is almost impossible with the volume up that loud.
How about having music chosen by the fans? You pay say £25, provide the music on CD or USB stick and it has to be played no matter what. Money to go to the WUSA.
As well as an Andy Sambrook song we need one for Zac Attwood more in keeping with the family club we claim to be. I doubt that he likes it very much either!!
Talking about music, is there any chance we can actually have some during the intervals?
The dire rubbish that's put out over the Tannoy system at present is awful.
Also, it's too loud. It's nice to be able to converse with other supporters but is almost impossible with the volume up that loud.
How about having music chosen by the fans? You pay say £25, provide the music on CD or USB stick and it has to be played no matter what. Money to go to the WUSA.
A certain league 1 club based in SE7 gets a player to choose five songs before the match commences. If we did that our captain could choose what I think is excerpts from a teenage opera ammended to:
My names Jack, and I put the ball in the back, of the goal in Park View Road. With the chorus Captain Jack, Captain Jack plays at the back but scores a goal.
My names Jack, and I put the ball in the back, of the goal in Park View Road. With the chorus Captain Jack, Captain Jack plays at the back but scores a goal.
I fear you have the verse from My Name Is Jack by Manfred Mann mixed in there
My names Jack, and I put the ball in the back, of the goal in Park View Road. With the chorus Captain Jack, Captain Jack plays at the back but scores a goal.
I fear you have the verse from My Name Is Jack by Manfred Mann mixed in there
Yes you are totally right my apologies put it down to old age
Today i dont fell like doing anything, I just wanna watch the big wings, Dont feel like chattin to the wife, cause united are my whole damn life, Today I dont feel like doing anything, just watch da football, wo hoo wo hoo whoooooo nothing at all
For the Play-off Semi's and Final (if we get there): E-I-E-I-E-I-O Up the Blue Square South We go, If we get promotion this is what we'll sing, We are Welling, We are Welling, Parky is our King.
Then Wallis will do, O When the wings.............
