very wise...

just for you Dan...

Welling United Song List 2011/12 season
Players
John Whitehouse - To the tune of 'Shout' by Tears for Fears
Shout, Shout, John Whitehouse,
He is the one we can't live without,
Whitehouse, we're talking to you
Whitehouse.
(repeat)
Steve Camacho - To the tune of Magic by Pilot

Steve, Steve, Steve Camacho,
You know,
Always believe he'll score goals,
Camacho,
You know,
Always believe he'll score goals.
Jack Parkinson
1. To the tune of Rehab by Amy Winehouse

They tried to make him go to Stevenage
But he said No, No, No
Yes he's come back, he's our captain Jack
And he said No, No, No
2. To the tune of Cant Take My Eyes off you by Frank Sinatra

Oh Jack Parkinson, you are the love of my life
Oh Jack Parkinson, I'll let you shag my wife
Oh Jack Parkinson, you're Welling through and through
(repeat)

Luis Cumbers - to the tune of I Just Cant Get Enough by Depeche Mode (although I prefer The Saturdays version)
His name is Luis Cumbers, he wears the famous Red
I just cant get enough, I just cant get enough
When he scores a volley, or even with his head
I just cant get enough, I just cant get enough
He scores a goal and the Wings go wild, and I just cant seem to get enough Cumbers
Da da da da da da da, da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da, Luis Cumbers

Jack Oberstella
1. To the tune of Lets all do the Conga

Du du du Jack Oberstella, du du du, Jack Oberstella
(repeat)

2. To the tune of Club Tropicana by Wham!
Jack Oberstellers number three
Runs and crosses, theres enough for everyone
And when he wins a penalty
Dont you worry Clarke will score again

Ben Martin - To the tune of Seven Nation Army by White Stripes
How Big is Ben Martin!, How Big is Ben Martin!
(repeat)

Anthony Acheampong To the tune of Baby Give It Up by KC & The Sunshine Band
Anthony Acheampong,
Acheampong
Anthony Acheampong
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,

Lee Clarke
1. To the tune of My old Mans a Dustman

Lee Clarke is our hero,
He loves the Welling badge,
But Fordy didnt like him and sent him out on loan
We said **** Off to Fordy and welcomed Clarkey back
And now hes scoring goals for fun and Daisy he likes that!

2. To the tune of Que Sera by Doris Day

Oh Lee Clarke, Lee Clarke
Hes better than Ji-Sung Park
Hes bigger than Noahs Ark
Oh Lee Clarke, Lee Clarke
(repeat)

Loui Fazakerley

Loui Fazakerley, Loui Fazakerley,
Loui Fazakerley, Loui Fazakerley
Back Sack and Crackerley, Back Sack and Crackerley,
Back Sack and Crackerley, Back Sack and Crackerley,









Joe Healy
1. One Joe Healy
Theres only one Joe Healy,
Only Joe Healy
Theres only one Joe Healy.

2. To the tune of Let it be by The Beatles

When we find ourselves in times of trouble,
Eric Brackstone comes to me,
Whispers words of wisdom,
Joe Healy,
Joe Healy, Joe Healy, Joe Healy, Joe Healy
Hell tear you to pieces,
Joe Healy

Loick Pires To the tune of Love will tear us apart by Joy Division

Pires, Pires will tear you apart again
(repeat)

Andy Pugh

Oh Andy Pugh, Andy Andy Andy Pugh
Andy Andy Andy Pugh, Andy Andy Andy Pugh
(repeat)

Zac Attwood

Zachary, Zachary
If she dont cum,
well tickle her bum
With the left foot of Zachary
(repeat)

Jamie Day

Jamie Days Red Army
Jamie Days Red Army
Jamie Days Red Army
Jamie Days Red Army
(repeat)

Jordan Johnson To the tune of Monster by Automatic

Whos that coming onto the pitch
Its Jordan Johnson
Its Jordan Johnson
(repeat)

Connor Heffernan To the tune of Nelly The Elephant
Con-nor Heffernan packed his bags
And said goodbye to the Dartford
Daisy got him to Park View Road
Heff Heff Heff

Oliver Poole To the tune of Come on Eileen
Come on Oli,
Oh we swear by Oli,
Coz to Daisy
You are everything

Andy Sambrook To the tune of Angels by Robbie Williams
And through it all he offers us protection
And gets in a deflection, whether its right or wrong,
We wont forsake him
Were loving Sambrook instead

Quentin Conteh To the tune of The Mighty Quinn
Come all without, come all within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn
Come all without, come all within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn