I believe Loick is a coach along with Luis Cumbers.
As you said clarkie and Ant are to
Parky also runs own company and academy.
Jamie does to
We have a team full of them i also believe 3 including Jamie and maybe Frosy and Parky have there top coaching badge.???
If anybody knows different please say
-- Edited by David Wings on Monday 5th of March 2012 03:19:21 PM
The UEFA A Licence course is designed for coaches who have obtained the UEFA B Part 2 Licence within the last 5 years (or have undertaken a refresher course) and wish to build upon this qualification. It is the highest practical coaching licence available and can lead to the UEFA Pro Licence or FA Academy Managers award. It is mandatory for all prospective candidates to attend a 1 day preparatory courses before starting the A Licence course itself and some pre planning is required as there are normally only a small number of these courses held each year.
The course itself is generally run over 13 days to provide a minimum of 120 hours contact time and is suitable for physically fit coaches active in 11 a side football. If covers a very wide variety of issues related to the development of senior players and teams and uses both practical and theoretical components to build on candidates' knowledge and experience. Components considered include counter attack, striker shadowing, wide area attack, defending as a team and overcoming offside
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I have it on good authority from someone who has absolutely no idea whatsoever that the following players work as follows;
Craig Holloway. Part time Ghost This is due to his ability of wearing a white sheet and holding his arms out in front of him and going "whooooooh". He is currently scaring visitors in Chislehurst Caves.
Jack Obersteller. Chimney sweep His physique and suppleness make Jack the perfect person to climb up Victorian house chimneys.
Jack Parkinson. Pet psychologist Jack has an IQ that makes him ideal for helping stressed out pets. He can be heard during the day saying "please come in and jump up onto the couch".
Ben Martin. Crocodile teeth cleaner It takes a real man to do this and there is no one better than big Ben. I understand that he has had his hands completely bitten off three times.
Anthony Acheampong. Forest fire lookout Young Anthony has always wanted to protect his fellow man. He can be seen at the top of the Shooter's Hill tower every day looking down across Welling for any sign of smoke.
Louis Fazackely. Xmas cracker joke writer Louis is a little cracker in the changing room and during training and he has put this to good use by writing Christmas cracker jokes. His latest one is "What do you call a blind reindeer? No eye deer".
Joe Healy. Dartford crossing toll booth operator Joe would ideally love to work for a Bank, the one problem is that he is not use to handling large amounts of money. For this reason he is getting training in this area by working at the toll booth at the Dartford Crossing.
Lee Clarke. Excecutioner 13 August 1964 was the last time that Lee actually done a days work. Since then he has been waiting like a coiled spring for a call to come into work.
Jamie Day. Covent Garden street mime Jamie's move into management has enabled him to communicate with his players whilst on the touch line. As his voice does not carry to the far sides of the pitch, he has learnt to give instructions via 'sign'. He has taken this one step further and can be seen at Covent Garden as a street mime.
Louis Cumbers. Bomb disposal expert Poor Louis undertakes a very serious job indeed. At any moment he can get a call from the army for his assistance. Due to his speed, he can cut the wires and within micro seconds can be 1000 yards away just in case it's the wrong wire.
Loick Pires. Female driving instructor Loick good looks has landed him a job as a female driving instructor. His smooth silky skin and a large dress means that he can pull this job off quite easily.
Andy Sambrook. Talking clock Andy 'Tim' Sambrook plays a very important role as the talking clock. If you are ever close enough to him when his mobile rings, you may hear him say " the time sponsored by Accurist will be 3 O'Clock precisely, beep. beep. beep.
Scott Kinch. Opera singer For those of you that do not know Scott well will be surprised to know that he is a famous opera singer. He has been brought into the team to add a bit of culture.
Ryan Flack. Dinosaur duster Have you ever wondered who dusts the dinosaurs in the Natural History museum? Well it's Ryan, straight after school he can be seen getting out his duster and polish and can be heard saying "righto Mr T-Rex I'm coming for you".
Dean Cracknell. Trigger's double I'm not saying that Dean's ugly, but he looks exactly like me. Due to this, he doubles up for me when I need to be somewhere special. I think matron is starting to suspect something.
Many thanks for your comments, but all I've done is noted down the player's occupations as per the initial poster's request. There is nothing funny or clever about what I have done, I just happen to have the answer to the question that was asked.
In reply to BOOM BOOM BALLY's question. My dear sir, as a mere simple soul, I do not undertake a job like any other person. Rather than having one, I have a few simple roles that I play. 1. Provide assistance of good governance to all Political leaders of all distinctions. 2. A mentor to all Head of States. 3. An advisor to all Religous groups.
For example, I have recently returned from Moscow after over-seeing my good friend Vladimir Putin's victory in the presidential poll. Democracy at work in a way that was open and fair to all.
My dear Bruno, Winning Isn't Everything is in a league of its own and is an excellent read. It's contributors seem quite knowledgable and I would question that if I were allowed the honour of putting my words in print the environment could be at risk. Once word gets out that I am one of the writers, there will be such a demand that more trees will be cut down to supply the demand of paper. Not only that, but supply and demand will dictate that the price will be increased meaning only millionaires will be able to afford a copy. And anyway, what do I know about football?
