Good luck to the fella and he certainly seems to have been popular at Tonbridge - let's hope he can adjust to a higher level unlike some of the Ryman lads we got in last season...

Are we only signing players whose name starts with J - if so can I propose the following

At the back John Terry and Jan Vertonghen (and John Stones if we're desperate!)

In midfield I will take Joey Barton (for a laugh) Juan Mata (and Joe Healy if we're desperate!)

And up front, of course, welcome back to PVR John "God" Bartley!