Hornchurch Football Club have set up a creche for Saturday 14 October to accomodate the 500 offspring of the Chav contingent about to descend on The Bridge. Anyone called Jal, Shal, Dal, Gal, Bal, Wal, Tal, Val, Sal, Debs, Bebs, Sebs, Vebs or Plebs should report to the resident Probation Officer on site, upon arrival. There will be a cheque cashing booth and pawn shop inside the main gate.
JgFc wrote: Hornchurch FC went tits up didnt they for spending too much on wages. Im sure you meant AFC Hornchurch. At least they wont make the same mistake eh?
I think you may find that Hornchurch Football Club (the original one) didn't go anywhere and the constitution of that 90 year old club still exisits as it always did. Hornchurch Football Club Limited went into Liquidation but that had nothing to do with wages. All players contracts were settled I believe. However, why let a few innaccuracies get in the way of a brilliantly funny, inventive and original piece of banter. Don't forget you ASBO proof of identity for your age when you arrive.
And Unc.... Why let a tongue in cheek post strike a nerve :)
EASY EASY EASY !!
LMAO , I am more than certain that any financial issues that may have affected the previous incarnation of the club will not happen aggain. The very best of luck, AFTER the cup game obviously.
Also i thought the wearing of supermarket carrier bags by the team a nice touch this season and saves the estate dwelling natives from shelling or should that be chelle-ing or out for a shirt, Now they just pay 8p and they are sorted!
You walked right into that Unc!
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