A favourite of mine is to go out friday night for a drink and not return home untill monday, thus watching the game, misssing the in-laws and the wrath of the wife. (untill monday that is) hope this helps.
Gary i would imagine getting passionate with both of them would get you in more trouble, but doing it at PVR might get you arrested. Bruno is that a chat up line you use all the time?
"Don't be such a day tripper, you daft bint. If you gave us a bit more notice and had stayed with us for longer we could have done x and y. As it is, we're at home to the real Dons on that particular day and...etc. etc."
Mate this is so easy and has been perfected by myself many times. Around 1.30 pm start a row about anything but before you start the row ensure you are dressed with money in pockets. Really get the row going and then announce "I cannot take much more of you" and storm out the house !! Around 5.30 pm turn up, say your sorry and buy a take away !!
Wanted to go stafford v welling, she was giving me agg so i started a row!!
She stabbed me... no kidding... so i got a teatowel stuck it over the wound grabbed my coat and got a cab to new street ready for the train to Stafford and the match!!
I went off her when she was ogling glen knight at reading saying Phwoar every time he came to get a cross.. (Not to often then)
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Alexander O'Neal 1987 "I'm fed up cos all you wanna do is criticize "
Leave the house in the morning,just to buy a newspaper. Dont return untill about 7ish. Tell her you were kidnapped. Blame her for not paying the ransome. Simple.
