LOL Kevin, get a drip and have some cold refill drip bags in a cooler bag with you. Let them try and stop you using the drip there and back. For maximum effect an absinthe drip is advised. You might fall in love at Crabble as Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
Just because you are abstaining from Dover baiting doesn't give you cart blanche to inflict terrible puns like that on us!!!!
Or make that carte blanche before you accuse me of insinuating you are using some hayrick!