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VINCE THE STORT

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HELLO THERE WILLY TICKLERS. I MUST SAY I ENJOYED MY DAY OUT IN SUNNY KENT ON SATURDAY WITH THE TRAVELLING ARMY OF AROUND 450 BLUES.

I JUST WANTED TO POP IN AND TELL YOU ABOUT HOW GREAT I AM. THE OTHER DAY I MANAGED TO DO ALL OF THESE THINGS AT THE SAME TIME;
- COOK TOAST (3 PIECES)
- MAKE A GLASS OF OJ
- TURN ON THE TV TO WATCH DIAGNOSIS MURDER
- COMPILE AN EXCEL SPREADSHEET OF PLACES I HAVE GOT BANNED FROM
- GET THE PAPER FROM MY LETTERBOX
- FEED MY PET CAT, FANNY.

I BET ALL YOU PIG POKERS ARE JEALOUS OF ME, BUT THERE AGAIN I WOULD BE JEALOUS OF LEADING SUCH A RICH, EXCITING AND FULFILLING LIFE TOO. I AM LIKE SPARTACUS IN MANY RESPECTS, OPPRESSED BY MY OWN PEOPLE BUT QUITE SIMPLY HARD AS ****.

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BOOM BOOM BALLY


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JGFC - I BETTER KEEP ME HEAD DOWN

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chelwing


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Very very scared

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Bryan Kings KNee


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Chelwing,

I wouldnt be, it would seem this plank is none too friendly with anyone particularily his own side. The att is a note he posted on the Bromley site. Best just to ignore I feel, its amazing what mischief you can get up to when theres nothing to do all day

I AM HARD AS ****

YOU MAY HAVE RECENTLY HEARD ABOUT BY BAN FROM ALL STORTFORD GAMES FOR THIS SEASON. JUST SO YOU HORSE MOLESTERS ARE AWARE I AM NOT BANNED FROM AWAY GAMES AND I WILL BE GRACING YOU BUMMERS WITH MY PRESENTS WHEN THE STORT COME TO TOWN WHENEVER THAT MIGHT BE.

I HAVE RECENTLY STARTED PLAYING THE GUITAR AND MY POST HARDCORE JINGLES ARE LIKE MUSIC TO MY EARS.

I AM REALLY HARD AS **** AND I WILL BEAT YOU ALL VERY HARD

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VINCE THE STORT

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BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID. MY FISTS ARE LIKE CLAPS OF THUNDER, YET MY FINGERS ARE SURPRISINGLY NIMBLE. TAKE YESTERDAY FOR INSTANCE WHEN I WAS PLAYING TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR ON MY RECORDER, THE TUNE WAS OF BREATHTAKING PACE YET I WAS STILL BASHING OUT 17 NOTES PER SECOND.

VINCE THE STORT IS AWESOME,
HE REALLY AIN'T THAT BAD,
BUT DO NOT DOUBT HIS AWESOMENESS,
BECAUSE HE'S REALLY HARD.

HE WORKS LIKE AN OX I CAN TELL YOU,
TO PAY FOR HIS WEEKLY BOOZE,
DON'T CHALLANGE HIM TO AN ARM-WRESTLE,
BECAUSE YOU WILL BE BEATEN VERY HARD.


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Anonymous

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Fascinating...Vince the Stort is clearly an inarticulate inbred who cannot even spell!

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stafford


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VINCE THE STORT wrote:

BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID. MY FISTS ARE LIKE CLAPS OF THUNDER, YET MY FINGERS ARE SURPRISINGLY NIMBLE. TAKE YESTERDAY FOR INSTANCE WHEN I WAS PLAYING TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR ON MY RECORDER, THE TUNE WAS OF BREATHTAKING PACE YET I WAS STILL BASHING OUT 17 NOTES PER SECOND.

VINCE THE STORT IS AWESOME,
HE REALLY AIN'T THAT BAD,
BUT DO NOT DOUBT HIS AWESOMENESS,
BECAUSE HE'S REALLY HARD.

HE WORKS LIKE AN OX I CAN TELL YOU,
TO PAY FOR HIS WEEKLY BOOZE,
DON'T CHALLANGE HIM TO AN ARM-WRESTLE,
BECAUSE YOU WILL BE BEATEN VERY HARD.


Ahhh! Jon The County seems to have moved to Essex......

 



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Dizzie


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Vince you are a melt - I bet your friends with that dry lunch who posted on the Welling facebook site -

Vince your a melt and a muppet to
you wernet there at pvr you gota be in bed by 2
Your lyrics aint Dizzie more like La Roux
Just jog on you mug you ain got a clue.

Brap Brap!

It a Welling ting bruv.


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MarkX


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What a w****r

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Anonymous

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Ok vince is the guy who was banned from all our home games, but we cant tell you lot what to do he can go to our away matches.
Many of us think that this is not actually him, just someone stirring up trouble for us.
so please just ignore it.
and i hope this doesnt change your opinion of BSFC

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