I'm not moaning but I think I've been delt an unlucky hand in life. I'm kept locked up in a padded cell for weeks upon weeks and only let out very occasionally with my carer to watch Welling United. All I wanted was eggs on toast this morning, a simple task I thought, but oh no, what do I get? Oak Smoked Scottish salmon with scrambled eggs and chives, they've run out of bread, just typical.
What an awful start to 2010, just hope the match is still on so my day isn't completely ruined.