The reason that Bryan Kings KNee was unable to find any bargins for you is that I spent all of yesterday buying all the beer. Not only that but my fellow inmates put up blockades around Welling not allowing any deliveries of 'beer' into the area.
I'm afraid that for today, your special day, you will only find 'lager' on sale.
Only 6-0 but I'll settle for that. Well done lads.
As for drinking lager Trig, I don't mind if there's nothing else but thankfully my beer fridge is full of Young's and Bishops Finger. It won't be so full in the morning though.