To be sung to the tune of "Mr Sandman......send me a dream"
Mr Taxman, it's not a dream, We have the money, that you haven't seen, So turn up Wednesday.....and then you will get it, No......I'm not joking, we do not like "Cre...dit".
Mr Taxman, we hope your pleased, We know that we are, now our debt is eased, We love our football, especially at Well...ing, You're in a mess......but "Oh were not telling".
Mr Taxman, that's all we've got, There's no coming back..... "Cos you've had your lot", Go somewhere else....."You could be lucky", Just leave us alone.................. "Now that's your lot DUCKIE"
United!!!....United!!!....We'll never be defeated!!!!!!!!!!
Well we didnt manage to sing Eric's song today... so lets make sure we sing it on Tuesday.... can everyone be given the song sheets as they enter on Tuesday??? and Eric can start us all off at half time!!!!
The 3rd verse of my song, on my earlier post, has since been revised, will you kindly sing the following words.
Mr Taxman,That's all we've got, There's no coming back, cos you've had your lot, We won't be beaten, as we are a te...m, Mr Taxman, IT'S NOT A DRE...AM.
A few years ago, if you had mentioned a podium and microphone for me, I would have willingly displayed some of my BETTABUYS SPECIAL EDITION WATCHES @ £2 a time, including my 10 year Guarantee (thrown in for nothing), and given everyone a real bargain.
Just ask Matthew Panting.........he reckons it was "the best buy during his lifetime".
PS. I didn't even charge for the display box, and they cost me a £1 alone.