A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for 
lunch. Finally
it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Welling because
the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they 
should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Welling because the food and service was good and the
beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they 
should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at 
Wetherspoons in Welling because there was plenty of parking, they 
could dine in peace and quiet, and it was good value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should 
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at 
Wetherspoons in Welling because the restaurant was wheelchair 
accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should 
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at 
Wetherspoons in Welling because they had never been there before