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Just to share with you some more of the thoughts inside Mr acworth's head.

I know i'm breaking my own rules as it's off topic but I needed a good laugh today, and hopefully you will laugh as much as I did.

And this man believes he can be manager......

 



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after the hoddle saga i think he's just ruled himself out....

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The bloke's a menace. Been banned from Charlton forums for continually posting endless drivel.

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its got u all talking hasn't it anyway that actually happened on a ghost hunt which we did last year at the tavern its a well known fact lot of blokes standing at the bar in the tavern has had their bollocks touched by a prostitute in the pub all u have to do is ask the barmaids of this and they will tell u its true. Charlton house we did this with haunted happenings got whitnesses as well ! if any of u don't believe in this stuff I'm willing take you to the tavern one day and Charlton house and u can experience it for yourself

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that's just most days on Charlton life what I read regually on your site so its not just me



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£30 quid you get spend an hour at newgate prison with me and my clairvoyant friend and I guarantee u will get some kind of experience before the end of the evening,Newgate Prison is one of the most active places I have been to we did a shoot for the new ghost hunting programme and we had orbs noises stones thrown cold spots and oujiboards going off in every cell theirs 8 down in the basement of the Tavern we even heard a grown seen by my team and the bar owner who suddenly said I don't like this and went upstairs!. its a must for any ghost hunter.Upstairs as I said is extremely active with many blokes reporting their privates been touched like what happened to me standing near the bar area its only a lady prostitute from the 1800s whos playing with all the blokes who arrive in the pub I guarantee if  visit the tavern you will experience your first paranormal activity.

The other being Charlton House has a massive ballroom area attactched to the building Haunted Happenings do a lot of ghost hunts their one Saturday night last year I thought I turn up they had 3 really good clairvoyants acompaning the group so we all split into teams and do some ouji activity in the office upstairs and the ballroom area .Clairvoyant I was with was getting some very good readings here their was probably I say 5 women spirits sitting where the 2 benches are at the end of the hall area.Charlton House is probably one of the most haunted locations that I have had pleasure doing but at £800 to hire out bit to expensive for me ,but haunted happenings do ghosts hunts once a month for around £40 well worth a visit even for non believers the hall goes extremely dark that's when activity normally happens ,people have been poked pushed and walked around.They also do table tipping here on events and I have seen the table lift off by itself and move half way across the ballroom floor seen by 10 people in the group explain that and no one let it go the force was huge underneath and it just wnet flying this was a huge table

 

 



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jonathan paul acworth wrote:

£30 quid you get spend an hour at newgate prison with me and my clairvoyant friend and I guarantee u will get some kind of experience before the end of the evening,


 The experience of wasting £30, an evening, and having to spend time with a c**t



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for that I charge u 60 quid lol

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jonathan paul acworth wrote:

£30 quid you get spend an hour at newgate prison with me and my clairvoyant friend and I guarantee u will get some kind of experience before the end of the evening,Newgate Prison is one of the most active places I have been to we did a shoot for the new ghost hunting programme and we had orbs noises stones thrown cold spots and oujiboards going off in every cell theirs 8 down in the basement of the Tavern we even heard a grown seen by my team and the bar owner who suddenly said I don't like this and went upstairs!. its a must for any ghost hunter.Upstairs as I said is extremely active with many blokes reporting their privates been touched like what happened to me standing near the bar area its only a lady prostitute from the 1800s whos playing with all the blokes who arrive in the pub I guarantee if  visit the tavern you will experience your first paranormal activity.

The other being Charlton House has a massive ballroom area attactched to the building Haunted Happenings do a lot of ghost hunts their one Saturday night last year I thought I turn up they had 3 really good clairvoyants acompaning the group so we all split into teams and do some ouji activity in the office upstairs and the ballroom area .Clairvoyant I was with was getting some very good readings here their was probably I say 5 women spirits sitting where the 2 benches are at the end of the hall area.Charlton House is probably one of the most haunted locations that I have had pleasure doing but at £800 to hire out bit to expensive for me ,but haunted happenings do ghosts hunts once a month for around £40 well worth a visit even for non believers the hall goes extremely dark that's when activity normally happens ,people have been poked pushed and walked around.They also do table tipping here on events and I have seen the table lift off by itself and move half way across the ballroom floor seen by 10 people in the group explain that and no one let it go the force was huge underneath and it just wnet flying this was a huge table

 

 



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As I said, drivel 



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dave if don't like it simple don't read it

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look this interview was done to make people laugh and I think I achieved that god we all need a bit humour now and then

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**** off acworth


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We have probably shot ourselves in the foot by opening a thread which has encouraged more nonsense from the above named.

Notwithstanding this, could I ask you Mr Acworth to recognise that, and I can say with complete confidence, that your experience and expertise is not required or wanted by Welling FC.  Your views, which some may find entertaining, are being dismissed as the ravings of a Walter Mitty. If you attended our matches on a regular basis then you would have seen that Margate FC are in a sight more trouble than us, perhaps you could enquire of them whether your self proclaimed qualities would be of interest to them. This is a Welling FC forum largely for its supporters.  If "guests" want to record their views they should be able to do so but, at the same time, they should be able to recognise when the are no longer wanted.  You have reached this stage, get off the keyboard and leave us alone"



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RonF wrote:

We have probably shot ourselves in the foot by opening a thread which has encouraged more nonsense from the above named.

Notwithstanding this, could I ask you Mr Acworth to recognise that, and I can say with complete confidence, that your experience and expertise is not required or wanted by Welling FC.  Your views, which some may find entertaining, are being dismissed as the ravings of a Walter Mitty. If you attended our matches on a regular basis then you would have seen that Margate FC are in a sight more trouble than us, perhaps you could enquire of them whether your self proclaimed qualities would be of interest to them. This is a Welling FC forum largely for its supporters.  If "guests" want to record their views they should be able to do so but, at the same time, they should be able to recognise when the are no longer wanted.  You have reached this stage, get off the keyboard and leave us alone"


 I'm sorry Ron but it's Welling UNITED FC - probably pedantic to some but it gets on my t*ts when I see us referred to (in lots of places) as Welling FC



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Apologies, I shall consider my hand well and truly slapped!



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Wingnut wrote:
RonF wrote:

We have probably shot ourselves in the foot by opening a thread which has encouraged more nonsense from the above named.

Notwithstanding this, could I ask you Mr Acworth to recognise that, and I can say with complete confidence, that your experience and expertise is not required or wanted by Welling FC.  Your views, which some may find entertaining, are being dismissed as the ravings of a Walter Mitty. If you attended our matches on a regular basis then you would have seen that Margate FC are in a sight more trouble than us, perhaps you could enquire of them whether your self proclaimed qualities would be of interest to them. This is a Welling FC forum largely for its supporters.  If "guests" want to record their views they should be able to do so but, at the same time, they should be able to recognise when the are no longer wanted.  You have reached this stage, get off the keyboard and leave us alone"


 I'm sorry Ron but it's Welling UNITED FC - probably pedantic to some but it gets on my t*ts when I see us referred to (in lots of places) as Welling FC


 You beat me to it!!



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chou then lol

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Read posts from some weirdos in my time but this guy takes the biscuit. As for his ghost hunts he's a fraud. I do them too, truse me he's a fraud. 



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Ghosts!! I didn't believe in them until last week. During December I dreamt we had a manager who knew how to win games but in an instant he disappeared. It must of been a ghost.

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blimey 585 views more than your average gate attenedence lol

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Not that I want to encourage the man, but this is genuinely the funniest thread I have ever seen on this forum!

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was it a ghost or Acworth touching men in the dark?

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jonathan paul acworth wrote:
blimey 585 views more than your average gate attenedence lol 

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SORRY RUSHING LOL NOW UP TO 800 LOL

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